things have gone all Askew

HAHA. may i just tell you how hard this title makes me laugh. well... i'm laughing on the inside.

anyway, yesterday i went to church and then out to eat with pringle, kara, cameron, lizzy, and tyler. we went to logan's and then we all (minus tyler) went to pringle's house. we watched life of brian (monty python) and i have to say i wasn't as amused as i thought i would be so we stopped in the middle of it. i did have a good ten minute laugh with lizzy over it though. then pringle, cameron and i went on an adventure to see how clean the neighborhood pool was and it was pretty clean, but it closed at sundown, so it would be pointless for everyone to go home and get their swimsuits. so we came back ate a hotdog, and then ashley (who came later) and i went to my house to clean my room so i could sleep over at kara's. all i have to say is...don't leave a bowl of corn on your shelf for two weeks. just don't do it. just say no. we left and went to ashleys house but made a very important pit stop. tyler's house.

and this is where the title comes into play. dear askew. o dear dear askew. ha. ashley and i decide to stop by and bother tyler for not taking all of us to his pool in his neighborhood. we ring the doorbell twice. no one answers. i know he is home. so i look at ashley and tell her i know how to get in. so i run to the side of his house, and check his car. locked. i try garret's car (tyler's little brother) expecting it to be locked but pleasently surprised when it isn't. i open the garage door about a foot high. i crawl under the door and run to the front door to let ashley in. she hesitates going upstairs, but i am already at the top. i run into tyler's room and jump on the bed and scare the living crap out of him. it was amazing. i wish my camera battery wasn't dead. that would have been the funniest picture. ha.

and then i spent the night at kara's. kara and ashley go to blockbuster to rent movies and i stay at kara's to run. i ran a lot. i am very sore. anyway, that's not the point. they come home with saw and 40 year old virgin. i'm very excited because i want to see 40 yov, and so we go inside. we start saw so we could watch something funny afterwards. we don't even get half way through it. that's not something i can watch with girls anyway; girls scream, which makes me scream. i'd probably have to watch it myself or with a group of guys. SO, we are disgusted and freaked out, so we turn it off. we pop in 40 yov. yay! wait no... it sucked. we don't finish it out of pure boredom. there were so many cuss words that it just wasn't funny. and i'm serious. it was just like every other word was f---, and i was just like...this isn't funny. so we all just went to sleep.

and now i am home. the end.